i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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