So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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