I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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