Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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