I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
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I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
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Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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