Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Your topless pictures make me question reality
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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