Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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