I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
How's work?
Spinning.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize