this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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