Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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