I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
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I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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