the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
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I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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