my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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