So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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