i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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