I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
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is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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