they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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