: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
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