All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
