Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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