Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
