I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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