just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
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Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
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I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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