why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I think a kid would responsible me up
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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