I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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