I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
dude. I can hear the air.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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