Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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