New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
