so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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