Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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