Taylor Swift is so right about you.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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