I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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