Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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