i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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