I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
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He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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