We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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