question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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