i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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