belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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