Joe is yelling at the trees again.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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