My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
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That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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