one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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