She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
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I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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