Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
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Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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