i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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