I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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