I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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