that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Randomize
