Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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