Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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