I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
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I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
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how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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