My brain says no but my pants say off.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
