My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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