is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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