Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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