Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
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I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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