Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
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I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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