I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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