And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
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We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
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I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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