Fine. I'll sleep in my office
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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