for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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she peed on how many people?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
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Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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